Please be patient! I coded this with a potato!

Seriously though: I'm preloading some of the larger assets here to make the rest of your journey smoother. I hope it works! If you ever notice something in particular taking an awful long time to load on any of the pages after this one, please let me know!

Anyway, this website contains

• Flashing / blinking lights
• 18+ content such as vulgar jokes
• Explicit sexual art, which will be filterable and hidden with warnings so no one is jumpscared.

and was coded and tested on both a 1920 x 1080 laptop screen and a Samsung Galaxy S20 (screenshots amounting to 1080 x 2400 pixels). Tested primarily on Chrome, but also passed on Firefox and the Vivaldi mobile browser.

I would love for you to see my website, but I understand if it's safer for you not to look!

I will provide links to alternate versions of the most important pages, which contain minimal graphics and no flashing.